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Unlike your needy dog,
your PC asks not to be walked, or even fed, just to
be entertained in your absence by better than the
typical screensaver, which consists of nothing more
than snaky squiggly lines or interminably boring landscape
pictures. When is the last time you welcomed your
“friends” showing you hours of their vacation
photos? Yet, this is what you unthinkingly subject
your computer to for days on end. As a result, what
you always thought were random computer crashes were
in fact, microchip Temper Tantrums.
There is a solution to computer doldrums. It is time
to reward your loyal electronic companion with a screensaver
worthy of the name.
“Monkey Business” Cartoon collection-
12 of the best business cartoons in the history of
capitalism.
“Pet
Peeve” Cartoon collection- Beware of the pets
in these 12 cartoons- they might make you laugh!
“Emergency
Humor” Medical collection- Try these 12 cartoons-
they won’t hurt a bit.
Unconditional Money-not-given-back guarantee. For
only $9.95, less than the price 10,000 day-old lottery
tickets, you and your computer will have hours of
pleasure howling together. Please don’t breathe
a word that it is time for a computer upgrade.
Screensaver Purchase options:
1.
Buy one for yourself
2. Buy one for a friend
3. Convince a friend to buy one for you
4. Sue a tobacco company and settle for a
Cartoonjazz.com
screensaver.
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