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Beautifully framed cartoons are picture perfect
for any home décor!
Be the Toast of the Town without getting burnt!
Have
you wondered recently why your home hasn’t made it to the
cover of Architectural Digest but rather was a feature in
Domicile Oddities? Do you know why visitors to your home never
return unless served by a warrant? Have you considered that
your home décor style maybe straddles between early Attila
the Hun and late Caligula? Consider this a warning lest you
become a veritable hermit, persona non grata, and an outcast
amidst your otherwise warm and benevolent neighbors.
What to do? Spice
up your social life with Cartoonjazz.com cartoons! Never worry
again about over cooking the bar-b-cue meat and scandalizing
the barbarians you invited. Next time don’t feed the unwashed,
just hang a few Cartoonjazz.com cartoons and you will be the toast
of the neighborhood without having to burn yourself at the
stake just to get attention.
Our cartoons are
great for every room in the house…
Kitchen-
Our cartoons are terrific for digestion or regurgitation,
if bulimia is your thing.
Living Room-
Hang our cartoons next to your paintings of the old masters.
They look particularly good adjacent to any Botticellis and
Rembrandts you have that depict dogs playing poker.
Bedroom-
Cartoons over the marital bed will tend to deflect your spouse’s
caustic remarks about your bedroom technique. Just point to
the cartoons to demonstrate that there are people who are
more disgusting, stupider and bigger slobs than you are. That
will calm them down.
Bathroom-
Cartoons are perfect when you run out of other reading matter.
In an emergency they can double as toilet tissue.
Garage-
You’ve got too much junk in there to park your car anyway.
Don’t fight the inevitable. Hang our cartoons on the wall, throw in an old couch and you can make believe the garage
is your living room (which it probably is regardless ).
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