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Be the Toast of the Town without getting burnt!

Have you wondered recently why your home hasn’t made it to the cover of Architectural Digest but rather was a feature in Domicile Oddities? Do you know why visitors to your home never return unless served by a warrant? Have you considered that your home décor style maybe straddles between early Attila the Hun and late Caligula? Consider this a warning lest you become a veritable hermit, persona non grata, and an outcast amidst your otherwise warm and benevolent neighbors.

What to do? Spice up your social life with Cartoonjazz.com cartoons! Never worry again about over cooking the bar-b-cue meat and scandalizing the barbarians you invited. Next time don’t feed the unwashed, just hang a few Cartoonjazz.com cartoons and you will be the toast of the neighborhood without having to burn yourself at the stake just to get attention.

Our cartoons are great for every room in the house…

Kitchen- Our cartoons are terrific for digestion or regurgitation, if bulimia is your thing.

Living Room- Hang our cartoons next to your paintings of the old masters. They look particularly good adjacent to any Botticellis and Rembrandts you have that depict dogs playing poker.

Bedroom- Cartoons over the marital bed will tend to deflect your spouse’s caustic remarks about your bedroom technique. Just point to the cartoons to demonstrate that there are people who are more disgusting, stupider and bigger slobs than you are. That will calm them down.

Bathroom- Cartoons are perfect when you run out of other reading matter. In an emergency they can double as toilet tissue.

Garage- You’ve got too much junk in there to park your car anyway. Don’t fight the inevitable. Hang our cartoons on the wall, throw in an old couch and you can make believe the garage is your living room (which it probably is regardless ).


 
 
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