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Welcome
to the Cartoonjazz.com Women Cartoon Page
Funny
cartoon pictures and cartoon screensavers for
women, grandmothers, daughters, expectant mothers,
parents, sisters, and
girlfriends. A unique gift for woman, man or even a
child! A
picture perfect woman gift idea for Mother's Day!
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Name: #0046 |
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Description: Room in house looks like
padded room in a loony bin. Crib has straight
jacketed
baby in it. Proud new mother says to her husband: |
Caption: Honey, do you like the way I
"baby-proofed" the house? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0047 |
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Description: Very pregnant woman reading
Hamlet to her baby (microphone near her mouth, speaker
near her stomach). Camus’ “The Stranger”
at her side. Mozart’s Requiem is playing in
the background (show CD. Mozart’s Requiem
on label next to Stereo). |
Caption: She'll have the first baby to
commit suicide in utero. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0059 |
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Description: Very pregnant woman at the
top of the ski jump. Very pregnant woman landing
tremendous jump off ski jump ramp. Baby pops out
with umbilical card attached and goes another another
ten yards. |
Caption: Breaking the last
discrimination
barrier -- the third trimester ski jump / It's
a new world record and presumably a smooth labor. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0944 |
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Description: The author of the book "The
Latke Diet" is signing books at a table. Table
is filled with latkes, sour cream and applesauce.
One women says to another. |
Caption: It's refreshing when an author
actually admits you WON'T lose weight on her diet. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0058 |
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Description: Man and woman are driving
on a major suspension bridge between two large cities.
Man slams on the brakes as soon as he sees the sign:
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Caption: Bridge is guaranteed for three
years or 50,000 cars, whichever comes first. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0079 |
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Description: Man and women in car emerging
from Holland Tunnel. Car windshield is opaque and
layered in grime. Wipers are ineffective. Man says
to woman: |
Caption: But officer, but this time I
really wanted the squeegee guy to clean my windshield. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0713 |
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Description: Woman and man walking along
a beach at night. She looks up at the sky and see
constellations in the shapes of shoes. Sign at the
top of the cartoon says: |
Caption: Isn’t it romantic? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0919 |
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Description: Woman with baby carriage
in front of picture window with shoes on display
say to crying baby: |
Caption: I know that you want milk right
now, sweetie, but mommy just saw this adorable pair
of shoes and we can't afford both. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0945 |
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Description: Husband and wife in car are
stranded on asteroid hovering over earth. Husband
says to wife: |
Caption: I'll concede that we may be a
little lost, but our global positioning satellite
navigation system will get us home eventually. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0953 |
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Description: Office meeting room with
several employees sitting around a table. Boss is
holding a bomb, and the employees are looking scared.
Boss says to employees: |
Caption: I don't want you to feel you
are under any pressure, but I brought this timer
so you'll know our little impasse needs to be diffused
in twenty minutes…I'll be back then. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0013 |
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Description: Woman holding tiny Chihuahua
to husband. They are in front of their house and
a bag of dog food bigger than the garage is in the
driveway. She says to him: |
Caption: I know you think it will take
Fifi several lifetimes to finish the bag, but it
was the only size they had at the warehouse club
and we'll save a fortune eventually. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0052 |
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Description: Title says: The White Lie.
Totally chaotic room. Dishes, clothes piled to ceiling.
Young man on phone to this mother: |
Caption: Mom, you'll be happy to know
that at your suggestion I just bought a closet organizer
-- everything is neat as a pin. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0946 |
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Description: Two women talking to each
other. |
Caption: If I recycle husbands every two
years, do I qualify as an environmentalist? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #1003 |
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Description: |
Caption: You know I love that woman.
Next anniversary I'm going to get her an even bigger
rock for her other hand. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#0715 |
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Description: Extraterrestrial alien
woman with very, very long thin legs, trying on
shoes. |
Caption: I told you that high heels
really show off your legs. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#0718 |
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Description: Woman wearing porcupine
type shoes with quills protruding all around. She
has just stabbed a man who got too close. |
Caption: She used to wear shoes to
attract men, now she wears shoes to repel them. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#0930 |
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Description: Man and woman in dairy
aisle of supermarket. In back stockroom, stock
personnel are adding water to the milk bottles.
Woman says to man: |
Caption: No, I don't think their non-fat
milk tastes a little watery, why do you say that? |
Price : $129.99 |
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