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Welcome
to the Cartoonjazz.com Pets & Animals Cartoon Page
A
funny cartoon picture is the perfect pet
lover gift! A great gift for an animal
lover, dog lovers, cat lovers,
pet stores, farmers, vets - perfect for home, office or
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Name: #0016 |
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Description: One dog to
another as his owner is about to throw
a stick |
Caption: I humor him because
he only knows a few commands. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0063 |
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Description: Two pigs wallowing
in the mud. One pig says to the other: |
Caption: What makes everyone
think they know what makes me happy? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0003 |
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Description: Two dogs. One on
a leash in front of fat man saying to the
other dog: |
Caption: I don't really need to
go for a walk, but he needs the exercise. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0035 |
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Description: Husband
pig lounging in easy chair talking
to his nagging pig-wife (in
an apron) who is in the kitchen. |
Caption: Did it ever
occur to you that by virtue
of my showing up at all, I AM
bringing home the bacon? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0019 |
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Description: Evening setting.
Two dogs are eyeing a rabbit. Male
dog says to female: |
Caption: Want to eat out
tonight? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0012 |
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Description: Man playing guitar is surrounded
by baby chicks looking at him adoringly, says to
another man. (Men) |
Caption: I told you a guitar is a chick
magnet! |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0010 |
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Description: Family peering into
a fishbowl. Two goldfish in a bowl talking: |
Caption: Do you ever wish you
had a little more privacy? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0030 |
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Description: Two dogs munching
on big juicy steaks on the floor.
Their master is eating an identical
steak at the table. One dog says to
the other: |
Caption: I know I should
be watching my cholesterol but I just
wish he would set a better example. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0049 |
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Description: Bee with feet up
on Lazy-Boy easy chair sipping nectar from
a beer bottle. Has on a “Lazy As A
Bee Tee-shirt”. Also has a significant
beer belly and is watching a wide-screen
TV with pictures of ardent bees gathering
nectar from flowers. |
Caption: Busy as a bee" has
never applied to Charlie. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0932 |
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Description: Bald man is walking through
a park, while reading the newspaper. Eagle is flying
overhead to swoop him up. In a tree in the distance,
several other bald men are in a bird's nest. |
Caption: Hair today, gone tomorrow |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0025 |
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Description: Book worm reading book in
library. One worm says to another: |
Caption: I don't know what he sees in
books that he can't get by eating through them. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0014 |
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Description: Lots of dogs and owners in
an area that is obviously used by dogs to do their
business. One dog to another: |
Caption: This is some valuable real estate. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0001 |
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Description: Car says: "Just married"
on the side. Tin cans are tied to the bumper. Car
is going around in circles. One dog says to another:
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Caption: I bet you a T-Bone he never catches
his tail. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0007 |
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Description: Front view of man walking
a dog. Side view showing that man is actually a
cardboard cutout. |
Caption: |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product
Name: #1008 |
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Description: Front view of man walking
a dog. Side view showing that man is actually a
cardboard cutout. |
Caption: How to elude the dog catcher by
pretending you have a master. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0036 |
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Description: Two turtles are talking in
front of a restaurant. One turtle says to the other:
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Caption: I don't care if it puts us on
the culinary map, I still don’t like the thought
of turtle soup. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0002 |
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Description: Cat reading mouse his Miranda
rights before pouncing: |
Caption: You have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say may be held against you. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0026 |
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Description: Two parakeets talking in
a cage. One says to the other: |
Caption: You know, I am a little tired
of your "tweet, tweet, tweet" catch phrase |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0926 |
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Description: Several cats are rummaging
through a garbage dumpster. One cat says another: |
Caption: Ever since they got ISO certification,
I noticed an improvement in the quality of their
garbage. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0904 |
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Description: Several jungle animals are
standing in a forest. In the middle of them is a
water cooler. One animal says to the others: |
Caption: I'm not so crazy about how they
upgraded the watering hole last week. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0644 |
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Description: Chicken with beautiful set
of teeth is in dentist chair. Smiles and says to
shocked dentist: |
Caption: Don't be shocked doc, I've still
got all my teeth because I've been flossing since
I was a young chick. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0009 |
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Description: Two horses, with riders, are
running a race. One horse is talking to the other: |
Caption: If you think you’re going
to win this derby, you're just a human's ass. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0028 |
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Description: Two dogs being given
a steak by their master (an old man). One
dog to the other: |
Caption: Who said you can't teach
an old man new tricks? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0013 |
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Description: Woman holding tiny Chihuahua
to husband. They are in front of their house and
a bag of dog food bigger than the garage is in the
driveway. She says to him: |
Caption: I know you think it will take
Fifi several lifetimes to finish the bag, but it
was the only size they had at the warehouse club
and we'll save a fortune eventually. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0015 |
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Description: Twenty different breeds of
dogs milling about in a dog run. Their owners are
faceless humans who are indistinguishable from each
other. One dog says to another: |
Caption: I can't tell humans apart because
they all look alike, can you? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0042 |
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Description: Two dogs digging through
a pile of laundry. One, with sock in his mouth says: |
Caption: Tell her it's not my fault I have
an addictive personality. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0075 |
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Description: Two dogs, male and female,
eating dog food in bowls. Female says to male: |
Caption: I will readily admit that our
diet is bland, but I am willing to make the sacrifice
because we stand a good chance to live to see our
great, great, great, great, great, great, great
grandchildren. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0716 |
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Description: Girl dog wearing dog booties
says to another dog (in winter with snow on
ground): |
Caption: I know that booties are not fashionable,
but in this weather I choose comfort over style. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0011 |
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Description: Two fish talking inside aquarium
while looking at a broken fishbowl with fish flopping
around: |
Caption: I told them many times, fish
who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0917 |
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Description: Turkey in prison eating
last meal. Imprisoned turkey says to the other: |
Caption: Well just what else should I
have asked for my last meal? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0022 |
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Description: Two ducks, husband and wife,
facing each other at the breakfast table. Husband
reading the paper. |
Caption: How dare you think I'll duck
the issue! |
Price : $129.99 |
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