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Welcome
to the Cartoonjazz.com Men Cartoon Page
Funny
cartoon pictures and cartoon screensavers for men,
grandfathers, sons, parents, children,
brothers and boyfriends. A unique gift for man,
woman or child! Hanging wall art makes a picture perfect
man gift idea for Father's Day!
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Name: #0044 |
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Description: Man to woman holding book
on Astrology. They are at party and he is trying
to be nice to her with difficulty even though she
is an airhead, because she is very attractive. She
has just asked him if he believes in astrology. |
Caption: Astrology? Sure I believe that
my day-to-day existence is affected by a few
arbitrary
stars trillions of miles away, mistakenly chosen
by scientifically ignorant ancients out of a firmament
containing quintillion! Doesn't everybody? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0012 |
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Description: Man playing guitar is surrounded
by baby chicks looking at him adoringly, says to
another man. |
Caption: I told you a guitar is a chick
magnet! |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0932 |
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Description: Bald man is walking through
a park, while reading the newspaper. Eagle is flying
overhead to swoop him up. In a tree in the distance,
several other bald men are in a bird's nest. |
Caption: Hair today, gone tomorrow |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0927 |
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Description: Two men are standing in front
of the men's room. On the door is a flow chart with
processes. One man says to the other: |
Caption: I know that technically there
are inputs, outputs and activities here, but I think
our ISO rep went too far in listing our lavatory
as one of our main business processes. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0049 |
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Description: Bee with feet up on Lazy-Boy
easy chair sipping nectar from a beer bottle. Has
on a “Lazy As A Bee Tee-shirt”. Also
has a significant beer belly and is watching a wide-screen
TV with pictures of ardent bees gathering nectar
from flowers. |
Caption: Busy as a bee" has never
applied to Charlie. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0001 |
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Description: Car says: "Just married"
on the side. Tin cans are tied to the bumper. Car
is going around in circles. One dog says to another:
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Caption: I bet you a T-Bone he never catches
his tail. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0925 |
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Description: Men in suits sitting around
a table. They are discussing an educational toy,
and one of the men is pounding on the toy with a
hammer. Man is talking on a phone: |
Caption: No sir, I don't think we need
to change the manufacturing specs on our newest
educational line. It would be cheaper to just instruct
our toddler consumers to just pound harder. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0007 |
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Description: Front view of man walking
a dog. Side view showing that man is actually a
cardboard cutout. |
Caption: |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0048 |
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Description: “Cave U.” carved
in stone at entrance to University. Anasasi caves
built into hill- with “(dormitory sign). “Science
building” sign on one of caves (Open pit fires).
Father says to son at entrance: |
Caption: I'll admit, son, that maybe we
should have visited Cave U. before your first day
as a freshman and that the food and housing don't
look up to par, but it has an excellent department
of anthropology. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0058 |
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Description: Man and woman are driving
on a major suspension bridge between two large cities.
Man slams on the brakes as soon as he sees the sign:
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Caption: Bridge is guaranteed for three
years or 50,000 cars, whichever comes first. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0079 |
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Description: Man and women in car emerging
from Holland Tunnel. Car windshield is opaque and
layered in grime. Wipers are ineffective. Man says
to woman: |
Caption: But officer, but this time I
really wanted the squeegee guy to clean my windshield. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0081 |
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Description: Boy being interviewed in
college admissions office. Admissions officer to
boy: |
Caption: Of course we understand that
you didn't take the SAT tests because it conflicted
with Saturday morning cartoons. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0082 |
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Description: An extremely dented car.
Son and father in front of car. Son says to father: |
Caption: In the interest of not prejudicing
the examiner, don't you think we should beg, borrow,
or steal another car for the driving test? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0713 |
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Description: Woman and man walking along
a beach at night. She looks up at the sky and see
constellations in the shapes of shoes. Sign at the
top of the cartoon says: |
Caption: Isn’t it romantic? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0945 |
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Description: Husband and wife in car are
stranded on asteroid hovering over earth. Husband
says to wife: |
Caption: I'll concede that we may be a
little lost, but our global positioning satellite
navigation system will get us home eventually. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0953 |
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Description: Office meeting room with
several employees sitting around a table. Boss is
holding a bomb, and the employees are looking scared.
Boss says to employees: |
Caption: I don't want you to feel you
are under any pressure, but I brought this timer
so you'll know our little impasse needs to be diffused
in twenty minutes…I'll be back then. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0954 |
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Description: Sign at top of cartoon says
“VEGAS ROBBERY”. Mafiosa type man in
open necked shirt with gold chain and other jewelry
has Vegas Bimbo by his side . He is being robbed
by a man with a gun in his pocket. Victim says: |
Caption: I’m willing to bet you
don’t have a gun in your pocket. If you do,
I’ll give you double the money I have in my
wallet. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0030 |
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Description: Two dogs munching on big juicy
steaks on the floor. Their master is eating an identical
steak at the table. One dog says to the other: |
Caption: I know I should be watching my
cholesterol but I just wish he would set a better
example. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0077 |
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Description: Man dropping off son for
college. |
Caption: I know, son, that you would rather
major in the meaning of life, rather than accounting,
but understand that this portends that you will
likely end up majoring in the meaning of poverty. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0003 |
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Description: Two dogs. One on a leash
in front of fat man saying to the other dog: |
Caption: I don't really need to go for
a walk, but he needs the exercise. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0028 |
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Description: Two dogs being given a steak
by their master (an old man). One dog to the other: |
Caption: Who said you can't teach an old
man new tricks? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0035 |
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Description: Husband pig lounging in easy
chair talking to his nagging pig-wife (in an apron)
who is in the kitchen. |
Caption: Did it ever occur to you that
by virtue of my showing up at all, I AM bringing
home the bacon? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0038 |
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Description: Fat man walking sitting on
a chair which is rigged to a treadmill eating a
sugar donut. Lots of food is displayed on the side
of the treadmill (chocolate milk, beers, pretzels,
etc.). |
Caption: The Who Are You Kidding Machine |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0022 |
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Description: Two ducks, husband and wife,
facing each other at the breakfast table. Husband
reading the paper. |
Caption: How dare you think I'll duck
the issue! |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #1003 |
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Description: |
Caption: You know I love that woman.
Next anniversary I'm going to get her an even bigger
rock for her other hand. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#1011 |
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Description: |
Caption: Dad was conflicted about his
desire for immortality, so we opted to freeze his
ashes. |
Price : $129.99 |
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