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Welcome
to the Cartoonjazz.com Medical Cartoon Page
We
have beautifully framed medical cartoon humor and
cartoon screensavers for home, waiting room, office
or hospital. Medical
cartoons are a perfect doctor gift!
Any
doctor or nurse can now get their patients to relax
with a laugh and a smile.
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Name: #0687 |
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Description: Two toddlers playing
doctor. Girl has stethoscope. Boy says: |
Caption: I'm sorry, I can't play
doctor with you anymore because I can't
afford the malpractice insurance. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0940 |
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Description: Man in Doctor attire
is begging on a street corner selling pencils.
The sign in front of him reads: |
Caption: My son got into a good
private college |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0686 |
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Description: Sign as top
of cartoon “Extra income Opportunities”
Doctor is in trench coat at Grand
Central Station. Opens coat to reveal
stethoscope, big thermometer and other
instruments. Says to commuter: |
Caption: Psst, buddy, wanna
buy a cheap checkup? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0947 |
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Description: Very sad Incandescent
light bulb (instead of man's' head on a
regular body) is at bar drinking a beer.
Other various kinds of bulbs are also sitting
at bar (metal halide, fluorescent, spot
light, etc.) The bulb is almost crying in
his beer: |
Caption: My doctor told me I only
have 750 hours to live. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0060 |
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Description: Young woman with
pronounced fish face looking into mirror.
Her mother says to her: |
Caption: I told you not to get
your nose fixed by a plastic sturgeon. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #1007 |
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Description: |
Caption: Wait your turn. My wife
wanted me to scan the cantaloupe she bought
for dinner first, to see if it was ripe. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0683 |
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Description: Signs says “medical
office” in doctor’s office.
Patient’s temperature and blood pressure
is being taken. Patients are also being
giving haircuts, manicures and pedicure. |
Caption: Ever since we bought
this beauty salon, our medical practice
has boomed. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0700 |
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Description: Doctor coming
home late at night. Wife greets him
at door and says: |
Caption: With the hours
you've been keeping, I think you need
a vacation at an exotic location --
Your Home! |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0682 |
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Description: Doctors office.
Assembly line. Patients coming off
assembly line are split into two lines
and stamped “Okay” or
“More tests”. Doctor has
two huge stamps and says to nurse: |
Caption: No, I don't believe
we practice assembly line medicine,
I always give my patients quality,
if not quantity time. |
Price : $129.99 |
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| Product
Name: #0698 |
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Description: “General Hospital”
sign on hospital which is next to corn field.
Doctor is next to elegant and very pregnant
women, and is pointing to the field, where
other women are squatting and giving birth.
He says to woman… |
Caption: Due to liability issues,
we are asking our patient’s to follow
their ancestor’s customs, and give
birth naturally by themselves, out in the
field. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0703 |
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Description: Red light district.
Woman scantily clad talking to men in cars,
some exchanging money, prostitute in foreground
is talking to man in car with MD plates.
She says: |
Caption: But honey, ever since
I put you through medical school you promised
me that when our kids reached a certain
age I could go back to work. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0931 |
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Description: The Nurse Olympics.
Hospital setting. Nurses are running around,
taking care of patients at record speed.
One patient says to another: |
Caption: I'm not sure how the
scoring works. Are nurses getting points
weighted more for speed or for quality of
care. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0701 |
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Description: Two doctors. One
is dressed in Hawaiian shirt and hat and
is carrying drink with umbrella. |
Caption: I don’t want to
say you are not pulling your weight as a
partner, but I wish you could contribute
more than just mixing drinks for our patients. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0073 |
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Description: Chief Cardiologist in his
office. “Happy the Clown” is holding
a bouquet of balloons. |
Caption: Doctor Happy, forgive me, you're
not exactly what I expected when I advertised for
an angioplasty specialist to join our cardiology
practice. |
Price : $129.99 |
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| Product
Name: #0688 |
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Description: Doctor is ironing
his scrubs. |
Caption: My definition of an obsessive
compulsive is anyone that irons his scrubs. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0684 |
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Description: Sign at the top of cartoon
says: “Truth in advertising.” Picture
of women on TV holding a drug bottle. |
Caption: Our miracle drug is strongly
recommended by doctors who are highly compensated
by us and who are ostracized by the rest of their
profession. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product
Name: #1009 |
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Description: |
Caption: Honey, I know you don't
think I remember the names of our kids, but
I developed a mnemonic like I used in Med
School that reminds me how I feel about them
...'T'om, 'I'ris, 'R'ick, 'E'ddy, 'D'arla." |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #1010 |
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Description: |
Caption: Sign reads: Thanks for
understanding. Due to health care economics,
we have been forced to charge for all
services |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #0680 |
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Description: Steers and cows in
line, about to be branded. One says to
another: |
Caption: Life would be good if
it weren't for this unnecessary
documentation. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #0681 |
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Description: Neurosurgeon
singing and dancing during operation |
Caption: I’m digging in the
brain, just digging in the brain, what a
glorious feeling, I’m happy again! |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #0702 |
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Description: Patient gagging on
tongue depressor |
Caption: We found the way
to cut costs considerably in our practice by
reusing tongue depressors. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product
Name: #0958 |
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Description: Nurse to surprised
patient: |
Caption: The doctor tries
to train his patients to communicate their
ailments precisely. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product
Name: #0965 |
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Description: Man selling hotdogs
from a hot dog stand. |
Caption: I was thinking
about med school, but my father was a doctor
-- that's why I stayed out of medicine. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #0967 |
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Description: Doctors Office.
Worried, middle aged, bald heavy set man in
suit is patting his pockets looking of
something. He has a pair of glasses perched
high on his forehead. Doctor is putting up
X-Rays on light box that shows a set of car
keys in stomach. Doctor looks at patient and
says: |
Caption: I've got good news, I
think we've located both your lost
eyeglasses AND car keys. |
Price : $129.99 |
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