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Welcome
to the Cartoonjazz.com Family Cartoon Page
A funny
family cartoon or cartoon screensavers for
parents, friends, grandparents, neighbors, and
expectant mothers. Unique family reunion gifts of laughter for the hard to gift recipient. A
great family gift idea for Mother's Day or Father's Day!
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Name: #0046 |
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Description: Room in house looks like
padded room in a loony bin. Crib has straight
jacketed
baby in it. Proud new mother says to her husband: |
Caption: Honey, do you like the way I
"baby-proofed" the house? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0714 |
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Description: Girl baby in crib reaching
up to mobile with tiny women’s shoes hanging
from strings. |
Caption: Aren't you starting her a little
early? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0937 |
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Description: Dentist office. Nurse is
following patient out of office. Patient is holding
a baby. |
Caption: I'm sorry Mrs. Johnson -- because
he has already canceled twice, the doctor told me
we have to hold your daughter in custody until your
husband comes in for his annual checkup. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0942 |
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Description: Bar Mitzvah Party. People
are dancing to music being played by a DJ. An old
man is lying on the floor, holding his ears. One
woman guest says to another: |
Caption: Too bad, they forgot to tell
him to turn his hearing aid down before the DJs
showed up. I hope he survives -- as the grandfather,
he is supposed to be in the candle lighting ceremony
later. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0048 |
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Description: “Cave U.” carved
in stone at entrance to University. Anasasi caves
built into hill- with “(dormitory sign). “Science
building” sign on one of caves (Open pit fires).
Father says to son at entrance: |
Caption: I'll admit, son, that maybe we
should have visited Cave U. before your first day
as a freshman and that the food and housing don't
look up to par, but it has an excellent department
of anthropology. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0058 |
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Description: Man and woman are driving
on a major suspension bridge between two large cities.
Man slams on the brakes as soon as he sees the sign:
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Caption: Bridge is guaranteed for three
years or 50,000 cars, whichever comes first. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0919 |
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Description: Woman with baby carriage
in front of picture window with shoes on display
say to crying baby: |
Caption: I know that you want milk right
now, sweetie, but mommy just saw this adorable pair
of shoes and we can't afford both. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0945 |
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Description: Husband and wife in car are
stranded on asteroid hovering over earth. Husband
says to wife: |
Caption: I'll concede that we may be a
little lost, but our global positioning satellite
navigation system will get us home eventually. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0700 |
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Description: Doctor coming home late at
night. Wife greets him at door and says: |
Caption: With the hours you've been keeping,
I think you need a vacation at an exotic location
-- Your Home! |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0077 |
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Description: Man dropping off son for
college. |
Caption: I know, son, that you would rather
major in the meaning of life, rather than accounting,
but understand that this portends that you will
likely end up majoring in the meaning of poverty. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0010 |
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Description: Family peering into a fishbowl.
Two goldfish in a bowl talking: |
Caption: Do you ever wish you had a little
more privacy? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0037 |
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Description: First day of school. School
bus filled with kids is stopping in front of a house
which has a sign entitled “THE MACHIAVELLIS”.
Father is holding the hand of his six-year old son
and says to him |
Caption: It's your first day at school,
son. Remember, keep your friends close and your
enemies closer. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0052 |
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Description: Title says: The White Lie.
Totally chaotic room. Dishes, clothes piled to ceiling.
Young man on phone to this mother: |
Caption: Mom, you'll be happy to know
that at your suggestion I just bought a closet organizer
-- everything is neat as a pin. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0689 |
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Description: Operation |
Caption: His family wanted a surprise
present for the “man who has everything”
so I am giving him a third kidney. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0915 |
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Description: Family at table celebrating
Thanksgiving. Mother brings out platter with football
on it. |
Caption: Happy Thanksgiving |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product
Name: #1009 |
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Description: |
Caption: Honey, I know you don't
think I remember the names of our kids, but
I developed a mnemonic like I used in Med
School that reminds me how I feel about them
...'T'om, 'I'ris, 'R'ick, 'E'ddy, 'D'arla." |
Price : $129.99 |
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