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Name: #0904 |
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Description: Several jungle animals
are standing in a forest. In the middle
of them is a water cooler. One animal says
to the others: |
Caption: I'm not so crazy about
how they upgraded the watering hole last
week. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0029 |
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Description: Two skiers going
fast down a slope. One about to crash into
a tree, oblivious to his impending doom,
looks sideways towards his fellow skier: |
Caption: I always say the key
to life is staying focused |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0928 |
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Description: Set of office cubicles.
Man in bathrobe is napping in a recliner.
Food bags on floor, coffee pot and television
tuned to the news is on the desk. One worker
says to another: |
Caption: I don't know how you
feel, but I think Collingsworth would be
better off in a home office setting. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0925 |
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Description: Men in suits sitting
around a table. They are discussing an educational
toy, and one of the men is pounding on the
toy with a hammer. Man is talking on a phone: |
Caption: No sir, I don't think
we need to change the manufacturing specs
on our newest educational line. It would
be cheaper to just instruct our toddler
consumers to just pound harder. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0951 |
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Description: Employees in "non-emerging
technology company" are in chicken
wire prison. One observer says to another:
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Caption: It's the latest in office
cubicle design promoting the free flow of
air and conversation while reducing
unnecessary
bathroom breaks. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0654 |
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Description: A terrified office
worker with balance pole, walking tightrope
over office cubicles. Fellow office worker
standing beside him on platform says: |
Caption: I told you when you joined
this company that navigating office politics
would be a high-wire act. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0953 |
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Description: Office meeting room
with several employees sitting around a
table. Boss is holding a bomb, and the employees
are looking scared. Boss says to employees: |
Caption: I don't want you to feel
you are under any pressure, but I brought
this timer so you'll know our little impasse
needs to be diffused in twenty minutes…I'll
be back then. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0653 |
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Description: Clown decorating
an office that looks like a circus. He is
hanging up a picture. Office manager of
company says to shocked president: |
Caption: You'll never guess where
I found our new office decorator. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0068 |
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Description: A scientist is looking
in microscope. He says to another man: |
Caption: We have a labor problem,
the nanobots are forming a union. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0902 |
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Description: Office setting. Man
and woman having trouble with copy machine.
Copier is spewing papers all over the room.
Man says to woman: |
Caption: Miss Johnson, I hope
you reminded me to remind you to remind
me to get a service contract on this machine. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0927 |
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Description: Two men are standing
in front of the men's room. On the door
is a flow chart with processes. One man
says to the other: |
Caption: I know that technically
there are inputs, outputs and activities
here, but I think our ISO rep went too far
in listing our lavatory as one of our main
business processes. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0926 |
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Description: Several cats are
rummaging through a garbage dumpster. One
cat says another: |
Caption: Ever since they got ISO
certification, I noticed an improvement
in the quality of their garbage. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0078 |
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Description: Man reading in easy
chair holding lit cigarette over his head
which he is obviously using as a reading
light. One woman to another: |
Caption: He's under the delusion
that he is bankrupting the electric utility
and conserving our natural resources by
reading only under cigarette light. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0692 |
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Description: Doctor and fellow
skier at the top of hill. Doctor looks at
cell phone and says: |
Caption: What a coincidence, my
broker just sent me a text message that
my portfolio is headed downhill. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0693 |
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Description: Doctor talking to
nurse says: |
Caption: I had the distinct pleasure
of returning the favor by telling my stockbroker
that his kidney is non-performing. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0690 |
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Description: Boy selling lemonade
at stand for 25¢ per cup. Doctor says
to him: |
Caption: Normally I'd like to
buy into your stand, but my financial advisor
told me not to invest in the food service
industry. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0952 |
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Description: Woman is trying to
wedge her foot into a shoe that is obviously
too small. Biker looking salesman says to
her: |
Caption: Sorry, Cinderella, you
have two choices - either pick a larger
size or I could do foot surgery. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0686 |
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Description: Sign as top of cartoon
“Extra income Opportunities”
Doctor is in trench coat at Grand Central
Station. Opens coat to reveal stethoscope,
big thermometer and other instruments. Says
to commuter: |
Caption: Psst, buddy, wanna buy
a cheap checkup? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0066 |
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Description: Hell’s Angel
with beard and tattoo buying a case of beer
in a liquor store and writing out a check.
Shows driver’s license and picture
of Amelia Ehrhardt. Cashier says: |
Caption: It's not that I don't
trust you Amelia..uh… Ms. Earhart,
but for checks we require two forms of picture
ID and ideally both should be current to
within a decade. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0933 |
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Description: Man dressed as a
muskateer is working in a cookie cutter.
He is using a sword to cut his cookies.
One woman worker says to another: |
Caption: He may have more flair,
but the results are the same. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0024 |
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Description: Dog is sitting at
imposing desk in office with a sign that
says "President". Another dog
says to him: |
Caption: What makes you think
you are top dog around here? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0014 |
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Description: Lots of dogs and
owners in an area that is obviously used
by dogs to do their business. One dog to
another: |
Caption: This is some valuable
real estate. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0929 |
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Description: Prison setting. Man
and woman talking on the phone. They are
separated by a glass partition. The man
says: |
Caption: What I miss most is the
intimacy of messages from you as conveyed
through my attorney. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0082 |
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Description: An extremely dented
car. Son and father in front of car. Son
says to father: |
Caption: In the interest of not
prejudicing the examiner, don't you think
we should beg, borrow, or steal another
car for the driving test? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0065 |
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Description: Turtle and rabbit
at start of a race. Turtle to rabbit: |
Caption: I wish Aesop hadn't put
so much pressure on me. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0061 |
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Description: Frankenstein in barber
chair. Igor is the barber. Barber with chain
saw. |
Caption: This time, Igor, just
take a little off the top. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0903 |
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Description: Frankenstein in barber
chair. Igor is the barber. Igor has haircut
like Elvis and says to Frankenstein: |
Caption: Trust me, based on personal
experience, this Elvis hairpiece will make
you more attractive to women. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0006 |
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Description: Dog digging up back
yard saying to another dog: |
Caption: If you must know, I'm
not trying to dig to China, I am merely
aerating the soil to promote strong root
growth. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0051 |
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Description: Many rats abandoning
a sinking 3-masted sailing ship which is
half under water. Two rats swimming for
their lives. Flotsam and jetsam are surrounding
them. |
Caption: Look at it this way --
rather than dwell on the fact that we are
abandoning a sinking ship, I prefer to think
we are starting out on new lives. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0036 |
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Description: Two turtles are talking
in front of a restaurant. One turtle says
to the other: |
Caption: I don't care if it puts
us on the culinary map, I still don’t
like the thought of turtle soup. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0002 |
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Description: Cat reading mouse
his Miranda rights before pouncing: |
Caption: You have the right to
remain silent. Anything you say may be held
against you. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0080 |
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Description: Air traffic controllers
taking exam. One test taker to another: |
Caption: I've got attention deficit
disorder and don't work well under pressure. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0083 |
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Description: Driving instructor
and student. Instructor looks like he almost
had a heart attack and says: |
Caption: Yes, I agree that the
two foot pedals bear a strong resemblance
to each other, but trust me, there is a
significant difference in functionality
and operation |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0087 |
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Description: Landlord with swat
team pointing guns at tenant. Landlord to
tenant: |
Caption: We agree. I don't think
there is necessarily any intrinsically adversarial
relationship between landlord and tenant,
but when my bank asks for a mortgage payment
I sometimes have to use all the powers of
persuasion at my command to collect rent. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0954 |
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Description: Sign at top of cartoon
says “VEGAS ROBBERY”. Mafiosa
type man in open necked shirt with gold
chain and other jewelry has Vegas Bimbo
by his side . He is being robbed by a man
with a gun in his pocket. Victim says: |
Caption: I’m willing to
bet you don’t have a gun in your pocket.
If you do, I’ll give you double the
money I have in my wallet. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0064 |
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Description: Anchor man on TV
talking to TV audience in living room. |
Caption: And now a personal note
-- despite the fact that we have lost most
of our audience and all of our moral authority
in the last ten years, you are still watching
us! We admire how you keep bucking the trend. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0703 |
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Description: Red light district.
Woman scantily clad talking to men in cars,
some exchanging money, prostitute in foreground
is talking to man in car with MD plates.
She says: |
Caption: But honey, ever since
I put you through medical school you promised
me that when our kids reached a certain
age I could go back to work. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0641 |
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Description: Man and woman standing
before a judge in a courtroom. On a table
are radios marked as evidence. The judge
says: |
Caption: Before I sentence you,
exactly how many years have you been listening
to and how long have you been members of
public radio station WBUR. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0684 |
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Description: Sign at the top of
cartoon says: “Truth in advertising.”
Picture of women on TV holding a drug bottle.
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Caption: Our miracle drug is strongly
recommended by doctors who are highly compensated
by us and who are ostracized by the rest
of their profession. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0079 |
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Description: Man and women in
car emerging from Holland Tunnel. Car windshield
is opaque and layered in grime. Wipers are
ineffective. Man says to woman: |
Caption: But officer, but this
time I really wanted the squeegee guy to
clean my windshield. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0069 |
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Description: Orchestra conductor
is conducting five orchestras at super speed.
Two chemists in audience are talking to
each other. |
Caption: No, he's not having convulsions,
he's just using my new invention, an auditorium
temperature super conducting baton. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0025 |
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Description: Book worm reading book in
library. One worm says to another: |
Caption: I don't know what he sees in
books that he can't get by eating through them. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0027 |
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Description: Two cockroaches are looking
at a crowd of huge humans towering over them. |
Caption: Every time I attend a party,
these humans seem to be getting bigger and more
numerous. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0062 |
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Description: Walrus to penguin: |
Caption: Has anyone ever told you that
you look like a tuxedo? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0076 |
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Description: Wolf man being wheeled into
ambulance attached to IVs. One spectator to another:
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Caption: He cut himself shaving -- I don't
like his chances. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0081 |
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Description: Boy being interviewed in
college admissions office. Admissions officer to
boy: |
Caption: Of course we understand that
you didn't take the SAT tests because it conflicted
with Saturday morning cartoons. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0948 |
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Description: Boy taking driving test.
Crashes through front of test center and says to
examiner: |
Caption: Correct me if I'm wrong, I understand
that I have to fail at least two elements in the
driving test before I can't pass, right? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#1012 |
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Description: |
Caption: I'm touched by your concern as
to my financial welfare, but I'm already into stocks
and bonds. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #0050 |
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Description: Six skating judges at
Olympics all awarding “3.2, 2.9, etc.” One bearded
lady judge gives a 6.0. Skater is a bearded lady
also. |
Caption: “THE FIX IS IN.” |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#0955 |
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Description: Prison
setting. Man and woman talking on the
phone. They are separated by a glass
partition. The man says: |
Caption:
What I miss most is the intimacy of messages from
you as conveyed through my attorney. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#0956 |
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Description:
Office, young man in
suit way too small for him is yelling at employees.
Observer man says to woman: |
Caption: When
will we tell this S.O.B. (son of the boss) that he
is getting too big for his britches? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #0959 |
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Description: Doctor talking in
stockbrokers office. Sign says “Ferral,
Pinch-Stockbrokers”. Broker says: |
Caption: Doctor, in these uncertain
times, the best advice I can give to cure your
ailing portfolio is to take 2000 shares of "Asper,
Inc." and call me in the morning. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name: #0962 |
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Description: |
Caption: Ever since I got this "Purify
My Air" filter, I've been sleeping like a baby. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#0964 |
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Description:
Caveman in cave doing
drawing on the wall. 1 bare light bulb hangs down
from ceiling and illuminates painting. Painter says
to another caveman: |
Caption:
It's not the most
energy efficient lighting we could have, but we take
what we can get. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#0983 |
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Description: On the Tonight show set
(maybe a TV camera in the foreground) , Jay Leno is
on the Chopper he had just been given by Paul
senior and Paul Jr. They are both a little shocked
when he says to them... |
Caption: The chopper looks great guys,
but you forgot the heated seat |
Price : $129.99 |
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