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Welcome to the
Cartoonjazz.com Automobile Cartoon Page
Car
Dealer Screensaver Marketing Program
Funny car cartoon pictures or
cartoon screensavers for a new car dealer or office.
A
picture perfect gift for a new car sale customer. Our
custom screensaver is perfect for car dealers as it thanks
your customers for buying a new car from you.
Get a free
screensaver demo.
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Description: Short, dumpy, balding,
disheveled, middle aged man is walking arm in arm
with young, drop dead gorgeous six foot model. The
model says to her uncomprehending girlfriend: |
Caption: I love him because he has that
new car smell |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0969 |
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Description: Prehistoric man says to
another who is about to push a huge boulder down a
hill: |
Caption: What kind of mileage do you get
with that rock? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0971 |
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Description: Car customer is eating car
in show room with horrified salesman looking on.
Customer says to him: |
Caption: I didn't want to take your
word. After you told me it was a sweet deal, I
wanted to see for myself. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name:
#0972 |
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Description: Homeless bum pointing to
$300K car, says to car salesman: |
Caption: Exactly how much will you pay
me to take this car off your hands? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0981 |
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Description: |
Caption: When will the traffic jam ease
up in this *@%#! Showroom? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name:
#0978 |
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Description: |
Caption: I need to know how old the
horse is before I can give you a trade-in
estimate. |
Price : $129.99 |
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| Product
Name: #0970 |
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Description: Couple is in new car in
dealer’s lot. Car is on the ground and can’t
go anywhere because it is lacking tires. Salesman
says through open car window to driver: |
Caption: Oh, you didn't tell me you
wanted tires. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0975 |
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Description: Man with dilapidated car
in driveway looks at neighbors driveway with two
luxurious cars and says: |
Caption: Why do we have to keep up with
them? We are the Joneses? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name: #0980 |
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Description:
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Caption: What cars can I get for $1 down
and $1 a month? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name:
#0979 |
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Description: |
Caption: Let me recalculate. I may be
off by a decimal point or two. Your monthly car
payment should definitely be less than $1 million. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name:
#0977BA |
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Description: Two girl toddlers in a
playroom. One is sitting behind the wheel of huge
SUV, the other is sitting on a tricycle, on the
floor, surrounded by toys. The toddler in the SUV
leans out the window and says to the other: |
Caption: I was going to get one of
those, but I got a great deal at Bridgewater
Acura. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name:
#0973 |
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Description: Huge and not too bright
Body builder says to salesman while pointing at
way too small subcompact: |
Caption: How's the mileage? |
Price : $129.99 |
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Name:
#0974 |
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Description: Car Salesman points to car
and says to middle aged woman who is sitting in
front of his desk in car showroom, with two cats
in her lap: |
Caption: And it comes fully equipped his
and her cat litter boxes. |
Price : $129.99 |
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Product Name:
#0968 |
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Description: |
Caption: Count, I assume you would like
the car in black? |
Price : $129.99 |
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